Hijikata Toshizō (土方 歳三) (
onifukuchou) wrote2012-03-12 02:08 pm
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[One moment there's a nice empty spot on the floor of the tea house - and the the next moment it is filled with a rather tall, grumpy-looking man, with wings as black as his hair. He is also wearing just the white cloth pants of new arrivals, which affords everyone around him a good view of a rather spectacularly toned set of abs. Unfortunately, he looks like he might bite.
He glances around, rubs his eyes, glances around again to find that nothing has changed, and that this doesn't look like any teahouse in Shimabara he can remember. Which doesn't rule out that he's been here, just that it wasn't while sober. His hand goes for where his katana should be - and then he realizes that it, along with his clothing, are gone.]
...The hell is going on here?
He glances around, rubs his eyes, glances around again to find that nothing has changed, and that this doesn't look like any teahouse in Shimabara he can remember. Which doesn't rule out that he's been here, just that it wasn't while sober. His hand goes for where his katana should be - and then he realizes that it, along with his clothing, are gone.]
...The hell is going on here?
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It couldn't be him. It's been too long since he was here and it was simply not supposed to happen again.
Okita climbs further, peering over the edge to see if he can get a glimpse of this mystery person. And he gets an eyeful of a most familiar sight.]
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It isn't a dream, you're not dead, and this is a different world called Luceti where they give you little wings you shouldn't pull out unless you want to be dead, and once a month or so the people who kidnapped us run funny experiments to see how we react.
[He peeks over the edge, waving slightly.]
Hello, Hijikata-san.
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[Something is weird CLEARLY IT'S YOUR FAULT.
He sits up, and then his face tightens a little in pain, because it feels like someone has been beating him across the shoulders with a bokuto, and he feels like he'd remember that much. He reaches over one shoulder, carefully, and brushes against the edge of one of his wings, which immediately pulls away from his touch and makes him hiss a little in pain]
I think this is worse than being hung-over.
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[He takes one step further up the stairs, so Hijikata can see his face clearly now. Souji smiles and drums his fingers against the edge of the floor.]
It will seem strange, but everything I just told you is true. I've been here for almost three years, you've been here twice and forgotten twice, and~
[He tilts his head back and thinks.]
Oooh, right, I have your poetry book. Bye~
[With that he turns and pads off down the stairs.]
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Unfortunately he encounters a problem in the form of one foot on a journal someone has happened to have left on the floor, and one foot not.
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So much for grace or class. Now he hurts even more :|]
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Oh, yes, you have a journal you can use to talk to people like an instant vocal letter. That one is probably yours. It should have your name on it.
[And as an almost afterthought, he'll add:]
Are you alright?
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I'm fine.
[Mostly just a bruised dignity]
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I lied about the book. [No he didn't.] There's a guide to this place in your book. It talks though, so be careful.
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And you expect me to believe that?
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[He pulls his book from his sleeve and sets it on the edge of the stairs, opening it and pressing the play button. Instantly a random voice entry starts playing.]
But it'd be fairly silly considering.
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What sort of magic is that?
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[In fact... He pulls the book back and writes a note private to Ayumu:
Ayumu-san, he's returned. If you would see to airing out Hijikata-san's room, I'll be bringing him to the house soon.
That should do it. He closes the book and smiles at Hijikata.]
And it's very handy. I just sent a message to the house that you'll be coming by.
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Where you live, I assume?
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[He pauses, glancing up at Hijikata as he walks up the steps to finally emerge fully onto the second floor.]
....She's here. And she's doing very well.
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He tries to hide the twist of guilt in his stomach at that thought and answers gruffly-]
'She'?
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[Yes. She. Souji walks forward and shows Hijikata his book, open to a page where Ayumu has an entry.]
She's safe here, Hijikata-san. I know it seems impossible, but the Malnosso - our captors - can take us from anywhere and anytime; even after that.
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It wasn't your fault, Hijikata-san, and now she's very happy here. It's like it was before and as long as she's here, it always will be.
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That's... good.
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Then he decides that all this heavy atmosphere is bad for both of them. He reaches up and pokes Hijikata in the cheek, laughing lightly.]
You'll need to work on your usual grumpy face, you know. I'm taking you back there and I don't think this is how she'll want to see you.
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Stop that.
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[He reaches up with the same hand, poking him in the ribs.]
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Poking me!
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[Okay, so no poking. He'll just put his cold hands right onto Hijikata's lower back.]
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Where the hell is my clothing?
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[He turns and runs off down the stairs.]
You look much better like this!
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[And someone is following him. This time with 100% less slipping on journals, as he now has it in-hand]
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[Just going to run toward House 50 now.]
[action] omg you just. you win. all the points.
The next she has dropped her bucket and rag because no one in this village is good enough to sneak up on her like that. ...Maybe Ayumu.
Some of the other ninja are but she won't admit it!Great. Now there's soap and water all over the floor and a half-naked new feather. And she may have...shouted just a little.]
Geez! Since when do they get creative? [Your new arrival does not look friendly Sheena.] Uh...hey, you okay? I mean, besides just...appearing in the middle of my tea shop.
[action] it was Kaze's idea. I think.
Where the proprietor of this place?
[because he is pretty sure it's not you. Ahhh, 19th century misogyny....]
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Standing right here in front of you. [Her tone has become much more 'what are you gonna do about it?' - of course he doesn't and wouldn't know she owns the tea shop. It's the chest thing. That riles her up.]
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It's that look Ayu use- used to use. The one that meant the reciever was either going to be going without dinner or was going to end up impaled on the nearest surface, depending on context. One he'd never been personally on the recieving end of, because he wasn't stupid enough to hit on one of the resident shinobi.
...Oh. Well, that's certainly a possibility in this case, anyway.
A more polite man, in this situation, would probably apologize for thinking the strong-minded lady in front of him was a prostitute. Hijikata Toshizou, however, is not that man.]
...This isn't Shimabara, is it.
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[It hasn't been open that long, either.]
Can you read? [Having met a few people who can't - it's rough to give them the guide to look through.]
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Of course I can read.
[He is a SAMURAI. Not some illiterate peasant farmer. Only he sort of was.]
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[She will disappear into the kitchen, and return with a largeish towel and her journal. The towel she tosses to him, in case he's cold or something, or has a thing about being without a shirt (doesn't seem to, though). The book she opens, flipping through a page or two before handing it to him, text-first.]
You might wanna read that. It's faster than asking me questions and me trying to explain everything and make it make sense.
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He takes the book, and skims over the text with a somewhat skeptical look. It does take a bit, but when he's done, he glances up at her again]
This is all true?
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You've been here that long?
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...You want some tea?
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Tea would be good.
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Great. Back in a minute. ...You might wanna find a chair. I don't really- okay, no, I do care if you're on the floor.
[After a quick duck into the kitchen, she comes back with a teapot and cup, pouring it for him at the seat of his choice...or the seat of her choice if he didn't manage to get off the ground.
It's plain, simple green. Seems like his type.]
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And mmm, perfect choice, Sheena. He does manage to find his manners along with the tea]
...Thank you.
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I'm fine.
[Though thinking about food, that brings another question to mind.]
What time of day is it? And... I suppose, what season?
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...Strange that it seems to match what I expect. Though I suppose the second month of the year counts more as 'late winter'...
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...You can hang around for as long as you want, but there might be other people from your world here, if you wanna look for them.
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I suppose I should. Thank you for your hospitality.